Dirty Mind

A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a
real problem, I 
can't stop thinking about sex."

The
Psychologist says, "Well let's see what we can find out",
and pulls 
out his ink blots. "What is this a picture of?"
he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns
it around and states, 
"That's a man and a woman on a bed
making love."

The Psychologist says, "very interesting,"
and shows the next picture. 
"And what is this a picture
of?"

The man looks and turns it in different directions
and says, "That's a 
man and a woman on a bed making
love."

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink
blot, and asks the same 
question, "What is this a picture
of?"

The patient again turns it in all directions and
replies, "That's a man 
and a woman on a bed making
love."

The Psychologist states, "Well, yes, you do seem
to be obsessed with 
sex."

"Me!?" demands the patient.
"You're the one who keeps showing me the 
dirty
pictures!"